Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A john is a sad, dumb, loser who thinks he’s funny but isn’t. He’s always wishing he had a girlfriend or was smart or cool, but he’s just not.

My cousin is a john. He’s been trying to get a girlfriend for 10 years and still hasn’t.

That guy at the bar is a john. He told a joke and no one laughed.

My teacher says I’m a john. I think he’s just mad I got an A.

2

That good good is when something is so good it hits you like a brick.

This pizza is that good good. I ate three slices and still wanted more.

This movie is that good good. I watched it twice in one day.

This coffee is that good good. I’ve been drinking it since 7 a. m.

3

It’s that fuckin good good when something is so good it makes you forget your own name.

This game is that fuckin good good. I played it for 8 hours straight.

This cake is that fuckin good good. I ate the whole thing and still wanted more.

This song is that fuckin good good. I’ve been singing it since I woke up.

4

No johns is when you shut down someone’s whining and excuses like they’re a broken record.

He said he failed the test because the teacher was mean. I told him no johns.

She said she didn’t do her homework because her dog ate it. I said no johns.

He missed the bus because the sky was too blue. I told him no johns.

5

The John is another name for the toilet, but it’s also the name of the guy who smells like old socks.

I went to the John and it smelled like my brother’s closet.

The John was broken and I had to use the sink.

My friend went to the John and came out with a headache.

6

John is a smart guy who hides his feelings and doesn’t want to be emotional. He’s tall, has good hair, and everyone thinks he’s cool.

John never shows his feelings, even when he’s crying.

John is smart, but he acts like he’s not.

John is tall, and he knows it.