Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A joey is a broken, wheezing mess who thinks Blue Peter is a magic spell that will cure their bad back.

Joey: 'I can't walk! Blue Peter didn't save me!'

Joey: 'I’m not crippled, I’m just a joey!'

Joey: 'If I don’t get a joey award, I’ll quit life!'

2

A joey is when a stoner says 'Joey' to another stoner and suddenly they both do everything they're told, even if it’s nonsense.

Joey: 'Joey! Do 100 push-ups!'

Joey: 'Joey! Eat my face!'

Joey: 'Joey! Make me a sandwich out of my hair!'

3

Doing a joey means you flash your junk on camera like you're trying to get a date from a webcam.

Joey: 'Look at my junk, it's better than your face!'

Joey: 'I did a joey and no one noticed me!'

Joey: 'I’m doing a joey so I can get a job!'

4

A joey is when you tuck your hard-on under your pants like a baby kangaroo, but you're not cute, you're just desperate.

Joey: 'I look like a joey, but I’m not cute!'

Joey: 'I’m a joey, and I’m not even trying!'

Joey: 'I did a joey and got fired!'

5

A joey is a girl who’s sweet, but she also disappears for weeks and you think she’s dead.

Joey: 'I’m not dead, I’m just a joey!'

Joey: 'I’m a joey, and I’m back!'

Joey: 'I’m a joey, and I left my phone at home!'

6

Joey is a guy who’s nice and cute but sometimes acts like he hates you for no reason, and you’re just confused.

Joey: 'I love you, but I’m also a joey!'

Joey: 'I’m a joey, and I don’t know what I want!'

Joey: 'I’m a joey, and I’m still confused!'