a jody

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A side chick who's just waiting for your deployment to end so they can go back to being a nobody.
Hey, I'm your jody, and I'm here to make sure your wife gets bored while you're away.
I'm the backup plan, and I know it.
Your wife's getting lonely, and I'm here to keep her distracted.
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A friend who'll take your crap, laugh at your bad jokes, and still be there when you need her most.
You're crying over your breakup, and I'm here with a bag of chips and a bad joke.
I showed up to your job interview just to make you laugh.
You're being bullied, and I'm the one who sticks up for you.
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A person who's so nice, they'll give you the last slice of pizza even if you're the one who broke their heart.
You broke up with me, but I still showed up to your party and brought pizza.
You're sad, and I'm here with a hug and a sandwich.
You're going through hell, and I'm the one who's still smiling.
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The funniest, most loyal person who'll laugh at your jokes, protect you from bullies, and still be there when you need them the most.
You told me your worst joke, and I laughed so hard I cried.
You were getting picked on, and I showed up just to save you.
You needed help, and I was the one who showed up with a sandwich.
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The guy who's cheating on your wife while you're away doing your job, and he's probably laughing at you.
I'm the guy cheating on your wife while you're on active duty.
You're gone, and I'm here with your wife and a sandwich.
I'm the reason your wife's getting bored while you're away.
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The sweetest girl who'll show you all her love when no one else is around, but she's too shy to show it in front of others.
You're leaving, and she's showing you all her love until the last second.
She's the sweetest girl in the world, but she's too shy to show it in front of others.
You're sad, and she's the one who shows you all her love.
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A jail slang for when your wife goes looking for another man to keep her happy while you're gone.
You're gone, and your wife's looking for another man to keep her happy.
You're in jail, and your wife is cheating on you with another guy.
You're away, and your wife's got a new guy to keep her busy.
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