a$$ jockey

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A person who rides your ass until you go insane or won't let go of something stupid. It started in a game called Warcraft 3 and became the worst thing at LAN parties.
My cousin is an a$$ jockey and won't stop nagging me about my grades.
He's been a$$ jockeying me for two hours straight.
If you don't stop a$$ jockeying me, I'll throw you out the window.
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A guy on a horse. Also a brand of pants. And a smelly guy who won't stop bugging you.
That a$$ jockey in my class won't stop talking.
I wear a$$ jockey pants every day.
He's the worst a$$ jockey I've ever met.
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A zombie with big hands and no brain who jumps on you and drags you into a zombie mob. It hurts like hell.
That a$$ jockey nearly killed me.
He's the biggest a$$ jockey in the game.
I hate that a$$ jockey more than my math teacher.
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A person from the north of England who controls or messes with something. It's like they're trying to make your life harder.
He's a$$ jockeying my life.
That a$$ jockey messed up my game.
She's a$$ jockeying me to death.
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A girl who rides cock like a crazy horse jockey, shaking the earth and making your brain explode from the noise.
That a$$ jockey is making my brain hurt.
She's the best a$$ jockey I've ever seen.
He's a$$ jockeying me at the party.
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When you snort cocaine off someone's boner. Either you're the one doing it or you're the one getting snorted at.
He's a$$ jockeying me with cocaine.
She's doing a$$ jockeying on me.
That a$$ jockey is the worst.
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A person who works with dumb machines or tools. They're called a$$ jockeys because they're too dumb to do anything else.
He's the dumbest a$$ jockey I've ever met.
She's a$$ jockeying the machine.
That a$$ jockey can't even use a tool properly.
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