a Jill job

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A low-paying job where you stand all day and get yelled at by customers who think you're paid to read their mind.

My shift at the burger place was like being in a war zone. Customers think I have superpowers.

I got a tip of 50 cents and a death threat. That's a win.

The manager said I was 'failing at being a human.' I'm pretty sure that's a compliment.

A job that’s so basic, even your grandma could do it, but she’s not getting paid for it.

I work at a store. My job is to ring people up. My grandma does this for free.

The only skill you need is knowing where the coffee is.

They don’t even care if you’re late. They just yell at the next person.

A job that makes you feel like you’re being paid to be annoyed.

I’ve had 23 customers ask me if I was ‘okay’ before I even said hello.

The coffee machine breaks, and I’m expected to fix it with my bare hands.

I’ve memorized every song on the radio just to survive my shifts.