A Jiggle Effort

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Two people working together like a broken toilet and a clogged drain.
My buddy and I tried to move that couch. It was like trying to budge a brick wall with a feather duster.
She and her friend tried to lift that fridge. It looked like they were trying to wrestle a bear.
We both tried to fix the Wi-Fi. It was like two blind people trying to untangle a spaghetti mess.
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When two people try to do something big, but it ends up being a disaster.
My friend and I tried to build a treehouse. It looked like a nest for a giant spider.
They both tried to start a band. It sounded like a cat was being tortured with a kazoo.
We tried to cook dinner together. The smoke alarm thought it was in a war.
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Two people trying to make something happen, but it's more like a wrestling match with a side of nonsense.
We tried to run a marathon. It was more like a sprint with a lot of crying.
They both tried to start a business. It looked like they were trying to sell sand to a desert.
We tried to clean the house. It was like a tornado had moved in and had a party.
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Two people working together like a drunk man and a very angry cat.
He and his brother tried to move the couch. It looked like they were trying to move a mountain.
They tried to fix the roof. It was like two people trying to fight a hurricane with a mop.
We both tried to paint the house. It looked like a toddler had a paint party.
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Two people trying to be heroes, but it's more like two fools trying to save the world with a broom and a sandwich.
They tried to save the day. It was more like two kids trying to stop a traffic jam with a shout.
We both tried to rescue the dog. It looked like we were trying to wrestle a bull with a spoon.
They tried to fix the internet. It was like trying to catch a fish with a net made of spaghetti.
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