a jewish bathroom break

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Shitting in one sink and peeing in the other like you own the place.

I took a dump in the left sink and peed in the right like I was the king of the bathroom.

He didn’t just use the sink, he claimed it.

She peed in the sink so hard it looked like it was gonna overflow.

Using the sink like it’s a throne and a urinal all in one.

That guy turned the sink into his own personal throne and urinal.

She sat on the sink like it was a fancy toilet.

He used both sinks like they were his own personal bathroom.

Taking a dump and peeing in the same sink like you’re trying to drown it.

He took a dump and peed in the same sink like it was his enemy.

She peed and pooped in the same sink like it was a battle field.

He used one sink for both and looked like he was trying to kill it.