Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To sit on a woman's tits and pump until you blow load all over her face and hair

Bro just sat on my tits and pumped like a madman

He blasted his load in my hair and I was like bro what

I was eating breakfast and he blew load on my face

2

Jessy is a hot girl who's fun to be with, but if she hates you, she'll turn into a b*tch and make your life a living hell

Jessy was my best friend until she turned into a b*tch

She said she hated me so I turned into a b*tch

She made my life hell and I still love her

3

A once-in-a-lifetime girl who's pretty, smart, and can make you laugh until you cry

Jessie made me laugh until I cried

She was smart and pretty and I fell for her

I saw her and I knew she was one of a kind

4

If you meet a Jessi, don't let her go because she's the best friend you'll ever have

I let her go and I regretted it

She was the best friend I ever had

Don't let your Jessi go, you'll regret it

5

Jessy is a god-like girl who everyone loves, but if you mess with her, she'll plot and take you down

She plotted revenge and took me down

Everyone loved her and I was jealous

She got revenge on me and I was a b*tch

6

Jessi is hot, smart, and kind, and every guy stares at her when she walks by

Every guy stared at her when she walked by

She was hot and smart and I loved her

She was kind and I loved her too

7

Jessie is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet, and if you hurt her, you'll never be the same

She was amazing and I hurt her

I hurt her and she made me feel like a b*tch

She was the most amazing girl I ever met