Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Jess Story is when the tale is so dull it could put a cat to sleep and still make it cry.

'I told you about my cat's hairball problems again.'

He started talking about his cousin's cousin's pet goldfish.

She spent ten minutes telling me about her toaster.

2

A Jess Story is like being forced to listen to a kid’s homework while wearing a sock on your head.

He went on about his uncle’s parakeet’s opinion on politics.

She told me about the time her fridge sneezed.

He described his day in full detail, including the exact color of his socks.

3

A Jess Story is when the plot is so weak it could be knocked down by a baby’s first steps.

He told me about the time his shower decided to take a nap.

She explained the life cycle of a pencil in slow motion.

He rambled about his neighbor’s pet turtle’s bad hair day.

4

A Jess Story is like eating a whole cake and then being asked to describe the frosting.

She told me about her sister’s hair clip’s journey through time.

He went on about his dog’s opinion on the moon.

He described his coffee’s feelings about the day.

5

A Jess Story is when the story is so bad it makes you wish you were still in the middle of a boring class.

He told me about the time his pencil started a rebellion.

She explained how her fridge’s favorite color is blue.

He described the life of a single sock in a laundry room.

6

A Jess Story is like trying to explain why the sky is blue to a confused goldfish.

He told me about the time his cereal had a meeting.

She went on about her cat’s opinion on the internet.

He described how his socks felt about his shoes.