a jerry in the trench

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your arse feels like it's on fire and a goat is sitting on it

I walked into the bathroom and my pants were on fire

My backside is screaming for mercy

I tried to sit down and it felt like I was being tortured

your butt is so sore it’s like you were beaten with a bag of bricks

I can’t even sit on a chair without crying

I tried to walk and my butt was screaming

I looked like I had been kicked by a horse

you feel like your backside is being attacked by a swarm of angry bees

I could hear my butt buzzing

I was stinging from the inside out

I felt like I was going to explode

your arse is so sore it feels like it’s being used as a punishment

My teacher would be proud of my butt

I could have been a model for a fanny punishment

I felt like I was in jail

your butt is so sore you think it’s going to quit on you

I told my butt it could take a break

My backside was on strike

I was about to fire my butt

your backside is so sore it’s like it’s been to war and lost

I looked like I had been through hell

My butt was all bruised and broken

I felt like I had been in a battle