A Jen Day

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When you pick the laziest option and decide to sleep the day away while everyone else is doing work and cleaning and being useful

I’m not going to work today. I’m gonna be a human couch.

I’m gonna stay home and eat chips and watch Netflix like it’s my full-time job.

I’m not cleaning up. I’m gonna let my dog eat my leftovers and my cat sleep on my face.

When you decide to be a human blob and not move from your bed until the sun goes to bed too

I’m not getting up. I’m gonna let my hair grow into a forest and my pants fall off.

I’m staying home and ignoring my boss like he’s not even real.

I’m going to be so lazy I’ll forget I’m alive.

When you give zero shits about work or chores and just stay home and be a human couch for the whole day

I’m gonna sleep so much I’ll turn into a mattress.

I’m not cleaning. I’m gonna let my room look like a tornado hit it.

I’m gonna eat all my snacks and not do anything else.