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Smelling like a dead raccoon in a sock after you finally decide to do your business.
You come home and your dad is like, 'I think I just died.'
She walked in and said, 'I’m not gonna touch you again unless you shower.'
He passed gas so loud it woke up the neighbor’s dog.
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When you forget to clean yourself and then try to act cool in the shower.
He walked in and said, 'I just came from the gym.'
She said, 'I just got back from a date.'
He tried to impress his mom by saying he was 'relaxing.'
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The worst kind of surprise when you finally take a shower after weeks of no hygiene.
He took a shower and screamed like he was being stabbed.
She started crying because it felt like her skin was on fire.
He walked out and said, 'I think I just died.'
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