A Jeff

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A Jeff is a goddamn miracle in human form. She’s kind, smart, and hot, but she can also make your life a living hell with one sentence. She’s like a superhero who also knows how to curse you out.
She walked in and said, 'You’re gonna fail this test,' and I did.
She gave me a hug and then told me I looked like a raccoon.
She passed me the last cookie and then ate the whole box.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Jeff Jeff is the only person in the world who deserves his name said twice. He’s the sweetest guy ever, but he’s also the one who’ll punch your face for calling his mom a bimbo.
He helped me study and then told my crush I was cute.
He stood up for me when the lunch lady called me a fat slob.
He cried during a movie and then told me he was 'emotionally unstable.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Being a Jeff is like achieving godhood. You’re not just a name, you’re a vibe, a force of nature, and you’re probably the reason the universe exists.
I became a Jeff after I ate 10 pizzas in one night.
I got a Jeff badge after I saved a kid from a burning bus.
My dog called me a Jeff after I barked at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A Jeff is some old dude who partied way too much in the 60s, took pictures of everything, and now teaches kids who think tie-dye is a lifestyle.
He told me he met Jimi Hendrix at a gas station.
He wore a robe to class and called the principal 'love.'
He got in trouble for burning the school down during a poem.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A Jeff is a guy who can’t shut up about his name. He says it so much, you start to think he’s the only person who exists.
He said his name 17 times during lunch.
He called me 'Jeff' when I was 3 years old.
He named his dog Jeff and his dog named his goldfish Jeff.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A Jeff is a sneaky bastard. He looks like a saint, but then he hits you with the worst surprises ever.
He gave me a hug and then took my lunch money.
He said he was gonna help me with math, and then he made me do 100 push-ups.
He told me he was my friend, and then he told my crush I was ugly.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A Jeff looks like a damn masterpiece in blue. It’s like he was made for that color and nothing else.
He wore a blue shirt and it looked like he was glowing.
He dyed his hair blue and people started crying.
He painted his nails blue and called it 'jeffcore.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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