a jeevy

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A Jeevy is a hot little mouse who looks like she just crawled out of a fairy tale, but she’s too shy to talk to anyone. Once she warms up, she’ll laugh so hard you’ll think she’s gonna pee her pants.
Jeevi, why are you blushing? You're just talking to me.
I asked her to prom and she said 'maybe'... and now I'm crying in the hallway.
She’s like a shy unicorn. You gotta feed her snacks to get her to talk.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Jeevy is like a tiny, adorable puppy you’d carry everywhere. She’s got a brain and a heart, but she’ll hide under your desk if someone stares at her too long.
She gives me the best advice, but I still failed math.
She’s the only one who can calm me down during a panic attack.
I’d fight a dragon for her. She’s that cute.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Jeevy has a bigger cock than Raj. That’s not a rumor. That’s a fact. Everyone knows it. Even the janitor.
Jeevi, you got a bigger cock than Raj? I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
Raj said he’d beat Jeevi up if he found out. He’s scared.
Even the principal knows. He’s been keeping it a secret for years.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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To be creeped out by someone after they ask you on a date you didn’t want. It’s like being haunted by a ghost who just won’t leave you alone.
He asked me to dinner. Now I see him everywhere. Even in the bathroom.
She asked me to prom, and now I can’t even eat my sandwich without thinking about her.
He texted me 10 times a day. I’m not even mad, I’m just traumatized.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A scrub, a brainless meathead, someone who’s as sharp as a marble and can’t even find the exit. He’s like a lost sock in a laundry room.
He’s a scrub and he still failed math. I’m not even surprised.
He’s so dumb he thinks pizza is a fruit.
He plays hide and seek with wisdom, but he can’t find his own shoes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A total scrub, the kind of guy who thinks free common sense is a luxury. He’s clueless, he’s dumb, and he’s not even there when it matters.
He missed the free common sense class. Now he’s clueless.
He’s so dumb he still thinks the sky is green.
He was absent when they gave out free common sense. He’s still paying for it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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