a jealous puppy

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When someone wets the bathroom floor, takes a blowjob, then smacks her in the face so hard she walks through the pee like it’s a stupid obstacle course. No dog needed. Just a dumb person who likes drama.
My cousin peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit her sister so hard she stepped in the pee like it was a challenge.
He took a dump in the tub, got a blowjob, then kicked his mom in the face so she walked in the mess.
My brother peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit his sister so hard she walked through the pee like it was a stupid game.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who pees on the floor, takes a blow job, then hits the person who got peed on so hard they walk in the pee. This is called a jealous puppy. No dog needed.
My sister peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me so hard I walked in the pee.
He peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit his brother so hard he stepped in the pee.
My friend peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me so hard I walked through the pee like it was a punishment.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone pees on the floor, takes a blow job, then hits the person who got peed on until they walk in the pee. This is the dumbest kind of jealousy. No dog needed. Just a dumb person.
He peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me until I walked in the pee like it was a stupid test.
My mom peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit me until I walked in the pee.
He peed on the floor, got a blow job, then hit his sister so hard she stepped in the pee like it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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