Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Jayson is a loser who sits in a Data Mining Class and cries because numbers don't make sense and he's still confused.

Why do I even take this class? I'm gonna fail and die.

Numbers are my worst enemy.

I wish I could just disappear into the statistics.

2

When you grab her by the waist in public and stick your finger up her butt for no reason.

I just did that in the grocery store. Everyone saw.

She was so mad she walked out of the restaurant.

He did it in the middle of a meeting. Classic.

3

The most hot guy ever. He's sweet and gives head like it's his job. He’s got a big dick and would do anything for you.

He gave me head in the hallway. I was shocked.

He's like my dream guy but real.

He would walk through fire for me. Literally.

4

That savage who slept with your girl and still cuddles you like a baby. He stares at ass like it's his favorite snack.

He took my girl and still acts like my friend.

He stares at my ass in the hallway. It's annoying.

He's the reason my girl cheated on me.

5

A Jayson is the best friend or lover who will stick with you even when you're a total mess. They're like your superhero.

He stayed with me even when I was a mess.

She’s my superhero and my best friend.

He would go to hell for me. No question.

6

A Jayson is just a guy named Jay with a son. Jay plus son equals Jayson. Simple math.

Jay had a son, and now he's called Jayson.

It’s just a name. No big deal.

Jay + son = Jayson. Basic.

7

It's just another way to spell Jason. Some people use it as a first name, some use it as a last name.

My friend is named Jayson. He’s a total dork.

Jayson is my last name. I don’t get it.

It’s just Jason spelled weird.