a jar of dirt

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a gift you throw at someone’s face because they're so stupid it's like they were born in a trash can

I gave my cousin a jar of dirt because he thought the sky was green.

My teacher handed me a jar of dirt after I told her the moon was made of cheese.

My ex sent me a jar of dirt because I called her mom a donkey.

a stupid internet song made by a kid who thinks Jack Sparrow is a real pirate and not just a guy in a hat

My friend spent hours watching the ‘I’ve Got a Jar of Dirt’ video and still doesn’t get why it’s funny.

My mom started singing the jar of dirt song in the grocery store.

My little brother made a jar of dirt remix with a chicken and a kazoo.

a promise of something cool that turns out to be the worst thing ever, like a pizza that's just bread and ketchup

I got a jar of dirt for my birthday and it was the worst gift ever.

My friend said he’d give me a jar of dirt if I failed math, and I did.

My mom said she'd give me a jar of dirt if I didn’t clean my room, and I didn’t.

a dumb nickname for AIDS that only people who like pirates and glitter would use

My friend called her crush ‘jar of dirt’ because he was a pirate and had bad skin.

My little sister said her dog had ‘jar of dirt’ because it was weird and sticky.

My teacher said my math test was a ‘jar of dirt’ because it was full of wrong answers.