A JAMIN

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She’s the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever lay eyes on. She’s got more confidence than a fat kid who just ate a whole cake and won the lottery. She’s sweet, kind, and will do anything for the people she loves. Don’t ever let her go.
My ex was a Jamine. She was like a glittery unicorn. I cried when she left me.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Jamine. She’s got a heart of gold and a smile that could light up the moon.
My mom says I’m lucky to have a Jamine in my life. I just hope she doesn’t find out I once ate a whole pizza in one sitting.
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The best human being on the planet. He’s got a face that could make a statue weep and a charm that could make a vampire blush. He’s got brown hair, blue eyes, and a tan so good it looks like it was painted by God.
My friend’s crush is a Jamine. He’s like a walking dream and a half-eaten donut.
My uncle is a Jamine. He’s got a face that could make a statue weep.
I want to be a Jamine when I grow up. I want to be handsome and charming.
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A term used when Jamaicans are so fast at track meets it feels like they’re running on rocket fuel and their legs are made of cheese.
At the track meet, the Jamaicans were a Jamine. They ran so fast, I thought they were going to fly off the track.
The Jamine at the competition made everyone else look like they were running in slow motion.
When the Jamaicans showed up, it was like a Jamine had arrived. No one could catch them.
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A guy who’s got more game than a chicken at a buffet. He’s got a big package and a libido that could make a dragon blush.
My neighbor is a Jamine. He’s got a big package and a libido that could make a dragon blush.
My cousin said his crush is a Jamine. He’s got a big package and a charm that could make a statue weep.
My friend’s brother is a Jamine. He’s got a big package and a libido that could make a whole army cry.
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A boy so cute he could make a baby panda cry and a kitten laugh while wearing a bow tie and a top hat.
My little brother is a Jamine. He’s got a face that could make a baby panda cry and a laugh that could make a kitten smile.
My friend’s crush is a Jamine. He looks like a cute little prince with a bow tie and a top hat.
My neighbor’s son is a Jamine. He’s so cute he could make a baby panda cry and a kitten laugh.
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A guy who knows what he’s doing and is damn good at it. He’s like a pro at everything, especially when it comes to racing tiny robots and winning competitions.
My brother is a Jamine. He’s got a robot that can beat yours and a smile that could light up the whole competition.
My friend is a Jamine. He’s got a robot, a competition, and a damn good attitude.
My cousin is a Jamine. He’s got a robot, a competition, and a smile that could make a statue weep.
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When you pee on someone or something, whether you’re in a tent or not. It’s like you’re showing off your bladder and your lack of respect.
My little brother did a Jamine on my sister. It was like he was showing off his bladder and his lack of respect.
At the campsite, I did a Jamine on my friend. He was so surprised, he cried.
My mom did a Jamine on my dad. It was like she was showing off her bladder and her lack of respect.
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