A Jamie Fart

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A Jamie Fart is when someone lets one rip so stinky it forces everyone to run for the nearest exit like their lives depend on it
My uncle did a Jamie Fart during the church service and half the congregation bolted out the back door.
At the movie theater, the guy next to me did a Jamie Fart and the whole row started coughing and gagging.
During a Zoom meeting, my boss did a Jamie Fart and we all had to pause the call just to breathe.
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A Jamie Fart is when someone’s butt releases a gas so foul it makes people cry and swear they’ll never eat again
My sister’s Jamie Fart during dinner made my dog run out of the room and barf in the hallway.
At the gym, my neighbor did a Jamie Fart and I think I might have died from the smell.
During a group project, my classmate did a Jamie Fart and we all agreed we’d rather do the project alone.
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A Jamie Fart is when someone farts so bad it feels like you’re being attacked by a thousand rotten eggs
During a long car ride, my dad did a Jamie Fart and my mom started yelling at him like he was a criminal.
At the restaurant, my friend did a Jamie Fart and the waiter came over to check if we were okay.
In my math class, my teacher did a Jamie Fart and I got a detention for laughing too hard.
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