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When your penis gets so full of air it hiccups like a drunk donkey and your vag feels like it's been clogged with toilet paper and regret

My penis just hiccuped and my vag feels like it’s been trampled by a donkey.

I tried to insert my penis and now I have the hiccups and my vag is clogged with shame.

My vag is clogged with toilet paper and I feel like a donkey with the hiccups.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamie is like a shiny happy angel who’s also a bit of a doormat. She’s sweet, smart, and weird, but she lets people walk all over her and then cries in the shower.

Jamie is like a shiny happy angel who lets people walk all over her.

She’s smart and weird, but she cries in the shower after being walked all over.

Jamie is a doormat who cries in the shower and is still sweet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamie is a mountain man who is so legendary he might as well be Jesus in a flannel shirt.

Jamie is a mountain man who could be Jesus if he wore a flannel shirt.

He’s so legendary, people think he’s Jesus in a flannel shirt.

Jamie is a mountain man who could take over the world and still be cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamie is like a superhuman who’s also a drama queen and can cry over a broken pencil but still fight for the people she loves.

Jamie is a superhuman who cries over a broken pencil.

She’s a drama queen who still fights for people she loves.

Jamie is like a superhuman who can cry over a pencil and fight for people.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamie is a skinny girl with a big brain, a dirty mind, and a habit of changing herself just to fit in with the crowd.

Jamie is a skinny girl with a dirty mind and a big brain.

She changes herself just to fit in with the crowd.

Jamie is skinny, smart, and has a habit of changing to fit in.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamie is like a magical angel who can do super cool stuff and then randomly cry in the shower after being walked all over.

Jamie is a magical angel who can do super cool stuff.

She randomly cries in the shower after being walked all over.

Jamie is magical and can cry in the shower after being walked over.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To be totally awesome in every way, like you’re the best version of yourself and people just can’t help but admire you.

Jamie is totally awesome and people just can’t help but admire her.

To be totally awesome, like the best version of yourself.

Jamie is the best version of herself and people admire her.

by Slangipedia 16d ago