Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stoner who can’t focus but can focus on eating pizza and watching memes.

I ate three pizzas and still passed the test because I’m a stoner.

I passed the test because I was high and the teacher was high too.

I failed the test but I got a pizza for my trouble.

2

A hot brunette who will make your heart skip beats and your brain shut off.

I saw her in class and my brain shut off.

She smiled at me and I forgot my name.

She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.

3

A girl who will laugh at your dumb jokes and not judge you for it.

I told her a joke and she laughed so hard she cried.

She laughed at my joke and said it was the best one ever.

She laughed at my joke and I felt like a king.

4

A bad-ass girl who will fight for you and laugh at your dumbest moments.

She fought for me when someone said I was ugly.

She laughed at my joke and said it was the worst one ever.

She fought for me and I got in a fight with someone else.

5

A cute girl who will make you blush and squirm when she hugs you.

She hugged me and I blushed like a tomato.

She hugged me and I squirmed like a baby.

She hugged me and I felt like a kid again.

6

The best girl who will always be there for you and never cheat on you.

She was there for me when I was sad.

She never cheated on me and I never cheated on her.

She was there for me when I needed help.

7

She is better than Jayden, and that’s all you need to know.

She is better than Jayden and I believe it.

She is better than Jayden and I know it.

She is better than Jayden and I swear it.