Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Jadon is a full-on retard who thinks he's the king of the world.

Jadon: 'I'm the smartest person here.' Me: 'You're the dumbest.'

Jadon walks into a room and everyone's like, 'Why is he here?'

He says he's a genius, but he can't even solve a simple math problem.

2

He's the funniest, most annoying, and most handsome man on Earth. He'll give you anything, but he'll also roast you like a chicken.

He asked me for a soda, then roasted me for 10 minutes straight.

He gave me a 100 on my math test, but then said I was the worst student ever.

He made the whole class laugh, even the teacher.

3

He's so hot that girls fall for him, even if they’re already with someone.

He walked into the cafeteria, and 3 girls asked him out in 2 minutes.

He texted a girl, and she replied in 1 second. He’s that good.

He’s so attractive, even my mom tried to flirt with him.

4

Jadon is a god who will smite you with facts if you mess with him.

He said I was wrong, and I was wrong. He was right, and I was wrong.

He hit me with facts so hard, my brain hurts.

He’s like a god who just dropped a nuclear bomb on my life.

5

He’s the class clown who will make you laugh, even if you hate him.

He said a joke so bad, even the teacher laughed.

He made fun of me, but it was hilarious.

He’s the reason the whole class is distracted.

6

He's tall, skinny, and has a cool look that makes girls swoon.

He wore a nice jacket, and all the girls were like, 'He’s so cool.'

He got asked out by 3 girls in one day. I was jealous.

He’s got that vibe that makes you want to be him.

7

That one nigga who gets all the girls and is the most chill guy ever.

He’s the reason I’m single, and I hate him for it.

He’s got 3 girls liking him, and I only got one girl who ignored me.

He’s chill, but he’s also the most attractive person in school.