a jacking surprise

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When you whip out your dirty underpants and slap them right on someone's chest like you're giving them a foul-smelling hug.
My cousin hit me with his smelly undies in the face during lunch.
She slapped her dad with her sweaty jockstrap at the family dinner.
He threw his moldy sock at his girlfriend and yelled, 'Here's your surprise!'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a group of people shove pancakes up their butts, take a photo, and send it to their moms like they’re doing a school project.
My friends shoved syrup-soaked pancakes up their butts and sent the photo to their moms.
He ate a pancake and then stuffed the rest up his butt and texted his mom.
They all put pancakes in their pants and sent it to their parents with a caption: 'Love you!'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy goes wild in bed, his tiny dong goes on a rampage, and his condom gets sucked into the woman’s snatch and he yells 'SURPRISE!' like he just won the lottery.
He went nuts in bed, his tiny dong exploded, and he screamed 'SURPRISE!' when his condom got sucked in.
His dong went into overdrive, the condom vanished, and he yelled 'SURPRISE!' like a madman.
He was going full speed, his condom got swallowed, and he shouted 'SURPRISE!' at the top of his lungs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a black guy fakes a creampie and then hits the girl in the face with his junk like it's a punchline.
He faked a creampie and then smacked her in the face with his junk.
He pretended to cum inside her and then hit her in the face with his cock.
He made it look like he came inside her and then gave her a face full of junk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're just jacking off and then all of a sudden you blow your load like you're on a mission.
He was just wanking and then he blew his load like he was doing a job.
She was doing her business and then she came all over the toilet.
He was just jerking off and then he exploded like he was on fire.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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