Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy brand that makes clothes for surfers and skaters. It’s also the name of a guy who lets pro skater Bob Burnquist use his name to look cool.

I’d rather eat a donkey than wear anything that isn’t Hurley.

Bob Burnquist is the only person who makes Hurley look good.

If Hurley had a penis, it would be the size of a hot dog.

2

When you throw your breakfast out like a baby who just got poked in the face.

I had to spit my dummy out after my mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

He spat his dummy out so hard, the cat ran away.

She spat her dummy out and cried like a baby.

3

A fat guy with long brown hair who’s also a nice guy. People use it to call other fat guys with long brown hair.

That guy is a Hurley. He even smells like Earl Grey tea.

Why is he a Hurley? He’s got long hair and a belly like a donkey.

He’s not a Hurley. He’s a Hurley with a side of drama.

4

Pooping your pants while trying to look tough or do something hard.

He pooped his pants while lifting weights. Classic.

She pooped her pants during a dance competition. Nobody asked for that.

He pooped his pants while trying to look cool. It was sad.

5

One chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie. It’s like having two different snacks in one order.

I got a Hurley and it was like eating two different things.

That Hurley was the best thing I ever ate.

My Hurley came and I didn’t even know what it was.

6

A balding guy who stares at penises all day and drinks Earl Grey tea like it’s a religion.

That Hurley stares at penises like they’re the last donut on the plate.

He drinks Earl Grey tea and stares at penises. Classic.

He’s a Hurley and he’s got a life full of Earl Grey tea and penises.

7

A skate brand that makes everything from shirts to jeans. It’s so good, it makes other brands look like they got hit by a truck.

Hurley is the best brand. Quiksilver is just sad.

I’d rather wear Hurley than any other brand.

Hurley is like the king of skate brands. The others are just peasants.