Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total failure, a good-for-nothing, someone who can't even feed their kids or themselves without stealing from the grocery store.

My uncle is a hump because he still eats cereal for dinner.

My mom says my brother is a hump because he never pays his bills.

My cousin's a hump because he left his kid at the mall and ran off with the pizza.

2

When you're in a sour mood and you take it out on everyone like they owe you money.

My teacher had a hump because her cat ate her favorite shirt.

My dad had a hump because he got fired again.

My sister had a hump because her phone died in the middle of a TikTok.

3

Rubbing your junk on something to get a little thrill, like it's the last day of school and you're happy.

My neighbor humps his couch every morning like it's a love letter.

My cousin humped the bed so hard, the mattress cried.

My dog humped my brother’s leg like he was a hot dog.

4

Having wild, crazy, no-holds-barred sex like you're trying to win a bet.

My friends had sex like they were in a wrestling match.

My brother and his girlfriend had sex like they were trying to break a record.

My cousin had sex like it was a surprise party.

5

Grinding your junk like it's your job and you're doing it on a treadmill.

My mom grinds her junk on the floor like she's doing a yoga class.

My dad grinds his junk on the couch like it's his second job.

My sister grinds her junk on the wall like it's a dance floor.

6

Rubbing on someone like you're trying to steal their soul or their last dollar.

My brother rubs on his friend like he's trying to copy his homework.

My mom rubs on the neighbor like she's trying to steal her secrets.

My dog rubs on the mailman like he’s a new toy.

7

What my dog does to guests when they come over like they’re a new chew toy.

My dog humps the guest like he’s a new toy.

My dog humps the visitor like it’s the last day of summer.

My dog humps the friend like he's trying to start a dance party.