a human second

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A human second is when a person takes one second to act, but it feels like a million years because they're too slow or too dumb to do anything right.
I waited a human second for him to move, but he was still stuck in the 90s.
She took a human second to reply, but I had already given up on her.
He took a human second to blink, and I was already screaming into the void.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human second is the amount of time it takes for someone to make a decision, but only if they're too lazy to think.
He took a human second to choose pizza over chicken, and I lost my mind.
She took a human second to text me back, and I was already crying.
He took a human second to start the game, and I was already dead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human second is when someone takes exactly one second to do something, but it feels like forever because they're too stupid to do it faster.
He took a human second to answer my question, and I was already yelling at him.
She took a human second to look at me, and I was already mad.
He took a human second to say yes, and I was already screaming into the void.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human second is like a regular second, but with extra laziness and dumbness thrown in just for fun.
I waited a human second for him to move, and I was already running away.
She took a human second to text me, and I was already dead.
He took a human second to respond, and I was already screaming into the void.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human second is when a person takes one second to act, but it feels like a whole day because they're too slow and too dumb to do it right.
He took a human second to answer me, and I was already crying.
She took a human second to move, and I was already screaming into the void.
He took a human second to start, and I was already dead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human second is like a regular second, but with all the dumbness and laziness of a human thrown in just to make things worse.
I waited a human second for him to do anything, and I was already mad.
She took a human second to reply, and I was already screaming into the void.
He took a human second to start, and I was already running away.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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