a human ick

My cousin is a human ick. He smells like old socks and calls me a baby.

That teacher is a human ick. She yells and makes me cry.

My dog is a human ick. He poops on my shoes and barks at nothing.

My brother is a human ick. He steals my snacks and laughs like a maniac.

My mom is a human ick. She makes me do chores and says I'm lazy.

My friend is a human ick. He talks too much and won't shut up.