a huge fat cock

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it’s a meaty sausage that makes you want to cry
My cousin’s dick is so big, it looked like it had a side job as a hot dog.
I saw a guy at the gym and thought he had a chicken leg in his pants.
My dog ran away when he saw my dad’s cock.
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it’s a giant meat log that could beat a horse
I saw a guy in the park and thought he was carrying a pig.
My brother’s cock is so big, it could double as a ladder.
My neighbor’s cock is so big, it’s got its own zip code.
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it’s a cock so big, it could be a new kind of sport
My teacher’s cock is so big, it could be the reason I failed math.
At the party, the guy had a cock so big, it had its own spotlight.
My uncle’s cock is so big, he needs a team to carry it.
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