a hug a day keeps the herpies away

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A stupid rule made by rodelle and art that says you should hug gross girls instead of getting herpies from them
Rodelle: I’d rather hug a sweaty gym rat than get herpies from her.
Art: I hugged a girl who smelled like old pizza and didn’t get herpies. I’m a god.
Rodelle: I hugged a girl who had 100 pimples and didn’t get herpies. I’m a legend.
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A dumb idea from rodelle and art that says hugging smelly girls is better than catching herpies from them
Art: I hugged a girl who smelled like a trash can and didn’t get herpies. I’m a hero.
Rodelle: I’d hug a girl with a toe nail fungus before I get herpies from her.
Art: Hugging a sweaty girl is better than getting herpies from her. Basic math.
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A rule made by rodelle and art that says you should hug gross girls instead of getting herpies from them
Rodelle: I hugged a girl who looked like she had been in a fight with a raccoon and didn’t get herpies.
Art: I’d rather hug a girl who smells like a gym sock than get herpies from her.
Rodelle: I hugged a girl who had a zit on her forehead and didn’t get herpies. I’m a beast.
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