Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stealing someone's girlfriend or dating your friend's little sister like it's your full-time job.

I howied my best friend's sister right in front of him at the mall.

Howie is what happens when you're too lazy to ask someone out and just take them.

She was my friend's crush, and I howied her like I was saving the world.

2

The kid in the back of the class who looks like he sells crack but only smokes it on weekends.

That howie in the back of the class is gonna be a problem someday.

He looks like a howie, but he just got caught smoking in the hallway.

I bet that howie has a twin brother who's even lazier.

3

A god-like creature who ruled the universe until he couldn't divide by zero, which is the worst thing ever.

Howie was the king of everything until he met zero.

He could create life with a kick, but he couldn't divide by zero.

Howie was so powerful, he turned Stephen Hawking into a brain for his son.

4

When something is so awesome, it’s basically Howie-level cool.

That new video game is Howie-level cool.

His pizza is Howie-level awesome.

If you’re wearing a Howie-level shirt, you’re probably already a legend.

5

The guy who always cracks you up, even if he’s high on a bunch of drugs.

Howie laughed so hard, he spilled his coffee on the teacher.

He’s a Howie, and he’s been high for three days straight.

Howie made the whole class laugh with a single punchline.

6

A guy who’s usually cool, but gets mad when someone messes with him, and he’s always doing stupid stuff with drugs.

Howie flipped out when someone stole his lunch and took a hit from his bong.

He’s a Howie, so he always takes the biggest hit from the group.

He got into a fight over a bag of chips and ended up high.

7

A drug so strong, it makes you high as a kite, but it also ruins your life forever.

Howie used to do heroin every day and now he can't stop.

That kid’s been on heroin for weeks and he still goes to school.

He got hooked on heroin and now he's a walking disaster.