A House Is Not A Motel

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A song that makes you wish your ex was a hotel and you could just kick them out

My ex is the worst. I wish I could just charge them a night and leave them in the lobby.

This song makes me think my ex is a cheap motel and I’m the one stuck paying.

If my ex was a hotel, I’d rate them 1 star and leave a bad review.

A song that sounds like it was written by someone who’s been kicked out of every motel in town

This song is like my life. I’ve been kicked out of every motel in town.

This song makes me feel like I’ve been evicted from a hotel.

I’ve been in worse motels than this song.

A song that would make a motel manager cry and a hotel owner laugh

This song is so bad, it would make the worst motel manager cry.

If this song was a motel, I’d never stay there.

A hotel owner would laugh at this song, but a motel manager would scream.