A Hot Tom Hanks

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Tom Hanks is the ultimate hot mess when he’s in Forrest Gump with that greasy, smelly beard that looks like a moldy sock someone left in a toilet.

My ex said she’d rather date a raccoon than watch Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.

I cried during the beard scene. It was that bad.

My mom told me to shave my beard or I’d never get a girlfriend. I told her Tom Hanks didn’t have a girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Tom Hanks is the most attractive when he’s covered in sweat and beard in Forrest Gump, and it looks like he rolled around in a trash can and came out stinking.

My crush said Tom Hanks looked like my dog after it ate a whole pizza.

I asked my teacher if Tom Hanks was a monster. She said no, but he was a smelly one.

I drew a beard on my face and called it a Tom Hanks beard.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Tom Hanks is the hottest when he’s running in Forrest Gump with that beard that looks like a dead rat fell into a mud pit and died.

My little brother said Tom Hanks’ beard looked like my math homework.

I told my friend Tom Hanks’ beard was the worst thing since my sister’s fashion choices.

I drew a beard on my dog and called it a Tom Hanks beard.

by Slangipedia 16d ago