Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot mess is someone who causes chaos, acts like a lunatic, and makes your life a living hell.

My cousin showed up to my mom's funeral in a banana costume.

My neighbor thinks a vacuum is a pet and feeds it pizza.

My boss showed up to work with a mustache that looked like a raccoon attacked him.

2

A hot mess is someone who looks like they got into a fight with a clown and lost.

My sister wore socks as sunglasses and tried to dance in a pool.

My friend showed up to a wedding in pajamas and a helmet.

My dog thinks my hair is a toy and yanks it every time I walk by.

3

A hot mess is when something goes completely wrong, like your brain is on fire and your pants are on backwards.

My mom tried to cook and set the house on fire.

I wore my shoes as a hat and my shirt as a sock.

My brother tried to build a treehouse and now it's stuck in a tree.

4

A hot mess is when you look like you got hit by a truck and then a banana.

My friend tried to do a backflip and landed face first in a puddle.

I wore my shirt inside out and my pants upside down.

My dog tried to eat my homework and now it looks like a war zone.

5

A hot mess is when you wake up after a night of partying and feel like you were run over by a bus and then a goat.

I woke up with a hangover and my hair looked like a tornado hit it.

My friend threw up in my car and now it smells like a sewer.

I tried to drink 10 energy drinks and now I feel like I'm on fire.

6

A hot mess is when you look like a disaster but somehow still manage to look good.

My sister showed up to school with glitter on her face and a sock on her head.

My friend wore a hat inside out and still got a boy to ask her to prom.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and now it looks like a masterpiece.

7

A hot mess is when everything is a disaster but somehow you’re still the best looking person in the room.

My brother showed up to the party with a hat on his head and a sock on his foot.

I got into a fight with my cat and now my hair looks like a tornado.

My friend wore a shirt inside out and still got a crush on her.