a hot air balloon going Mach 10

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A hot air balloon going Mach 10 is like a grandma trying to do a wheelie on a motorcycle and failing, but with more smoke and less dignity.

I saw a hot air balloon going Mach 10 and it looked like my cousin’s dog trying to fly a kite.

My math teacher said hot air balloons going Mach 10 are the reason he failed algebra.

That hot air balloon going Mach 10 looked like it was trying to escape a math test.

A hot air balloon going Mach 10 is like a pizza with too much cheese, it looks good, but it's going to explode.

That hot air balloon going Mach 10 looked like my mom’s lasagna after she tried to cook it in a microwave.

I saw a hot air balloon going Mach 10 and it made me think of my dad’s old car trying to do a burnout.

That hot air balloon going Mach 10 looked like my little brother after he ate six donuts.

A hot air balloon going Mach 10 is like a f***ing rock star on a bad day, it’s loud, it’s messy, and it doesn’t care who sees it.

That hot air balloon going Mach 10 looked like my uncle at a wedding after three shots of tequila.

I saw a hot air balloon going Mach 10 and it reminded me of my dog after he ate my homework.

That hot air balloon going Mach 10 looked like my teacher’s voice when he yelled at the class.