Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s so funny it makes your face look like a confused potato. You’re laughing so hard you might need a new bladder.

That joke was a hoot. I peed my pants.

My cousin told a hoot so good, my dog started barking at the ceiling.

I watched a hoot so funny, my mom asked if I was high.

2

It’s like that owl Pokémon who looks like Paul, but with more face and less sanity.

That guy is like a hoot. He’s got Paul’s face and an owl’s attitude.

She’s a hoot. She’s got the eyes of an owl and the brain of a toddler.

That bird was a hoot. He looked like Paul with a helmet.

3

They’re the type of person who could make a funeral funny. They laugh like a maniac and tell jokes about your dead grandma.

My uncle is a hoot. He made my grandma’s funeral a comedy show.

That girl is a hoot. She laughed so loud, the cows ran away.

He’s a hoot. He told a joke so funny, my dog started dancing.

4

It’s like getting high, but with more smoke and less dignity. You’re so stoned, you blow smoke back into the bong like a confused dragon.

I had a hoot so good, I blew smoke into the bong like a confused dragon.

That hoot was so strong, I turned into a smoke monster.

I had a hoot so good, I forgot how to breathe.

5

You’re so baked, you took a hit and blew smoke back into the bong like you’re trying to confuse the devil.

I took a hit and blew smoke back into the bong. I was so baked, I thought I was a ghost.

I had a hoot so good, I turned into a smoke machine.

I took a hit and blew smoke back into the bong. I looked like a confused wizard.

6

It’s like having a party in your brain. You’re so happy, you might start dancing in the middle of the street.

That was a hoot. I danced in the middle of the street like a crazy person.

We had a hoot so good, I started talking to my dog.

That was a hoot. I laughed so hard, I turned into a happy robot.

7

They’re the kind of person who laughs so hard, they might need a new stomach. They’re the joke-telling machines of the world.

That guy is a hoot. He laughed so hard, his stomach made a noise.

My friend is a hoot. He told a joke so funny, I turned into a laughing maniac.

That girl is a hoot. She made my dog laugh so hard, he fell over.