a homeless teletubbie

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A teletubbie who got kicked out of the teletubbie house for eating too much poptart and not cleaning up after themselves.
I saw a homeless teletubbie eating poptarts on the sidewalk like it was a buffet.
The teletubbie got kicked out because he wouldn’t stop eating poptarts and throwing them at the neighbors.
The teletubbie is now sleeping in a cardboard box next to a vending machine that only sells poptarts.
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A teletubbie who got fired from the teletubbie job for being too lazy and talking too much.
The teletubbie got fired for not doing his job and just talking to the poptart machine all day.
Now he’s a homeless teletubbie who just sits on the street and talks to the wind.
He tried to get a new job but the manager said he was too loud and too lazy.
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A teletubbie who got thrown out of the teletubbie house for being too annoying and too messy.
The teletubbie got thrown out because he wouldn’t stop making a mess and shouting at the poptart machine.
Now he lives in a cardboard box and shouts at people who pass by.
He still talks to the wind and sometimes throws poptarts at random people.
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