a Hollaus

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You steal two bananas from the office and lie like a rug saying you need them for your WoD.

I took two bananas and said I needed them for WoD. Who cares if I ate them at 3 PM?

Stole two bananas from the break room and called it a WoD prep. Classic.

Tried to get away with taking two bananas for WoD. Got caught. Still said it was a 'strategic move.'

You take two bananas from your job and pretend like you're training for something important.

Took two bananas from the office and said I was training for the Olympics. I’m not even good at eating.

Stole two bananas and said I was doing a WoD. I just ate them and left.

A Hollaus is when you take two bananas and call it a workout. No one believes you.

You sneak two bananas from the office and say you're eating them for a reason.

Sneaked two bananas from the office and said I was doing a WoD. I just wanted a snack.

Took two bananas from the office and said I was doing a WoD. I got called out. Still said it was a 'good excuse.'

Stole two bananas and said I needed them for my WoD. No one believed me. I didn’t care.