a hole-ry

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an a-hole-ry is when someone acts like a total waste of oxygen. They do things like spilling drinks on you at a party, blabbing about their dumb life, and wearing sunglasses at night like they’re a vampire.
My cousin turned off the music at my birthday party and said, 'This is too loud for my ears.'
My friend’s uncle blabbed about his pet goldfish for an hour.
My neighbor wears sunglasses at night and claims it’s 'fashion.'
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a hole-ry is when a person is so annoying, they make the whole room want to throw things. They talk too much, say stupid stuff, and wear sunglasses at night like it’s a crime.
My teacher’s dad came to class and said, 'I eat three sandwiches for breakfast.'
My brother’s friend talked about his cat’s obsession with socks for 20 minutes.
My dad wears sunglasses at night and says, 'It’s the only way I can see the moon.'
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an a-hole-ry is when someone acts like they’re the king of the dumb people. They spill drinks, say the worst things at the worst times, and wear sunglasses at night like they’re trying to hide from the world.
My cousin spilled my soda and said, 'You’re too loud for this party.'
My friend’s brother said, 'I have a pet llama and it’s named Steve.'
My mom wears sunglasses at night and says, 'It’s cool.'
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a hole-ry is when a person is so annoying, they make the whole room wish they had a time machine to go back and avoid them. They spill drinks, say stupid stuff, and wear sunglasses at night like they’re a rockstar.
My uncle spilled my drink and said, 'This party is too loud for me.'
My friend’s mom talked about her pet parrot for an hour.
My brother wears sunglasses at night and says, 'I’m a rockstar.'
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an a-hole-ry is when a person is so annoying, they could be the reason the world ends. They spill drinks, say the worst stuff at the worst times, and wear sunglasses at night like it’s a fashion trend.
My cousin spilled my drink and said, 'I hate parties.'
My friend’s dad said, 'I eat cereal for dinner.'
My neighbor wears sunglasses at night and says, 'I’m in a band.'
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