a hole in the brozone layer

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A big mess happens when a bunch of bros are deep in guy talk and some girl tries to blurt out her stupid opinion.
"I was just telling them about my awesome video game win, and she said, 'I think you're all just sad.'", @BroZoneGuru
"He was explaining why the moon is made of cheese, and she said, 'I think the moon is made of glitter.'", @BroLifeIsHard
"They were talking about the best pizza, and she said, 'I think the best pizza is just a bagel.'", @BroZoneFail"
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A dude who promises to be there for a cool one and then disappears like he’s hiding from the cops.
"He said he'd be there for the cool one, and then he vanished like he was running from a bear.", @BroLifeIsHard
"He told me he'd be there for the cool one, but he was at the mall buying glitter.", @BroZoneGuru
"He said he’d be there for the cool one, but he was at home eating cereal and watching cartoons.", @BroZoneFail"
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