Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy is giving a blowjob and the dude pulls out just in time to shoot his load straight up the guy's nose like it's a science experiment

My guy pulled out and cummed right up my nose. I looked like a lava lamp.

He cummed up my nose so hard I thought I was gonna explode.

I was giving a blow job and he cummed in my face like I was his worst nightmare.

2

When you hook up with a girl on the first date and it's like she was waiting for you all along

I hit it off with her on the first date. We went from zero to sixty in like five minutes.

First date, first time, first cum. Classic hole in one.

She was so hot I thought I was dreaming.

3

You bonk a girl right after she takes one sip of a drink and she's like 'you're the best' and you're like 'I'm the best'

He bought me a drink and I bonked him right there. It was like magic.

One drink, one bonk, one happy guy.

I took one sip, he bonked me, and I was like 'this guy is my guy'.

4

When you pull out just in time to cum right in the girl's belly button and it looks like a science experiment

I pulled out and cummed in her belly button like it was a science fair.

He cummed in her belly button so hard I thought it was gonna pop.

He cummed in her belly button and I was like 'that's how you do it'.

5

When you stick your finger or toe up someone's butt and it's like a horror movie

He stuck his finger up my butt and it was like a horror movie.

I stuck my toe up his butt and he screamed like a little kid.

She stuck her finger up my butt and I was like 'this is the worst thing ever'.

6

When you're lying on your back and you cum right in your own belly button and it's like you're a baby

I cummed in my belly button and it was like I was a baby.

He cummed in his belly button and it looked like a science experiment.

I cummed in my belly button and it was like I was a baby again.

7

A girl who bonks you after one drink and she's like 'you're the best' and you're like 'I'm the best'

She bonked me after one drink and I was like 'this is the best thing ever'.

He bought me one drink and I bonked him. It was like magic.

She bonked me after one drink and I was like 'this is the best thing ever'.