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A weird-ass word from some faraway land that means hello. Mr. Burns from The Simpsons says it when he answers his phone like he’s the king of the universe.
"Hoi hoi!" Mr. Burns yelled at the phone like it owed him money.
My little brother said "Hoi hoi!" and got yelled at by his mom.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and got a weird look from my teacher.
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A stupid phrase that cool kids use to mock nerds or show they're better. It's like the worst kind of flex.
My friend said "Hoi hoi!" and made me feel like a doofus.
I used "Hoi hoi!" to show off in class and failed math.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and my dog laughed at me.
3
A bouncy music style from the 40s and 50s that sounds like a party exploded. It's the beginning of rock and roll and it's way better than your boring mom's music.
My cousin dances to hoi hoi music like it's a festival.
I listened to hoi hoi and forgot about my homework.
My dog barked at the hoi hoi music like it was a monster.
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What Asians yell when they want all the attention. It’s loud and embarrassing.
My cousin yelled "Hoi hoi!" in the middle of a restaurant.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and everyone stared at me.
My mom said "Hoi hoi!" and my dad got mad.
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A way to greet someone that's way more fun than just saying hi. It’s like the most basic form of coolness.
I said "Hoi hoi!" to my friend and he said hi back.
My teacher said "Hoi hoi!" and I got confused.
I used "Hoi hoi!" to greet my dog and it wagged its tail.
6
A funny sound people make when they laugh. It’s like the most basic form of being a joker.
I laughed "Hoi hoi!" and my friend said I was a joker.
My dog said "Hoi hoi!" and I thought it was a joke.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and my teacher said I was being silly.
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A word for your butt. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can say in public.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and my friend said I was a butt.
My mom said "Hoi hoi!" and I got yelled at.
I said "Hoi hoi!" and my dog laughed at me.
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