A hoe an a half

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A hoe who’s only half-decent at being a hoe so they get called a hoe and a half for being too basic to be a full hoe but not basic enough to be just a regular hoe
My cousin is a hoe and a half because she tries to be a hoe but still wears socks in the summer
My homie said his ex was a hoe and a half because she had a boy on each side but didn’t know how to flirt
My teacher called me a hoe and a half for talking trash during math and still getting the problems wrong
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl who’s like a hoe but not quite enough to be a full hoe and not bad enough to be a half hoe, so she’s stuck in between like a confused snack in a vending machine
My mom said my sister is a hoe and a half because she tries to be cool but still wears the same ugly jeans every day
My friend got called a hoe and a half for eating a whole pizza by herself but still couldn’t do a push-up
My neighbor’s kid is a hoe and a half because she talks like she’s in the streets but still cries when she gets a B
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is so much of a hoe they need another half of a hoe to even begin to understand how much of a hoe they are
My homie said I’m a hoe and a half because I took three boys to the prom and still didn’t know how to dance
My crush told me I was a hoe and a half because I texted him 10 times in one day and still didn’t know what he looked like
My dad called my sister a hoe and a half because she got five boys to text her at once but still got a D on her test
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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