Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who sucks another guy's junk and acts like it's the most normal thing in the world

'You're a hodge? I thought you were a guy!'

'I saw him at the gym, and he was hoding like it was a party.'

'He’s a hodge, and he’s proud of it.'

2

when someone acts like racism is fake just to avoid getting called out for being a racist

'I don't see color, so there's no racism.'

'Why are you talking about racism? I'm trying to be a good person.'

'He said it wasn't racism, but he was the one who started the fight.'

3

to whack someone with your junk, like it's a weapon and you're in a war

'He dicked me in the face so hard, I fell down.'

'He hoded my mom and she cried.'

'He hoded the statue of liberty and it broke.'

4

to slap someone with your junk, it's like a slap but way worse

'He hoded me and it hurt more than a normal slap.'

'She hoded my brother and he was crying.'

'He hoded the teacher and got sent to the office.'

5

your best friend, the one who’s always there for you, even when you’re an idiot

'He’s my hodge, and he put up with me being an idiot.'

'They’re hodges, and they’ve been friends since kindergarten.'

'She’s my hodge, and I trust her with my life.'

6

when you do the exact opposite of what someone tells you, just to be annoying

'He told me to go left, and I went right.'

'She said sit down, and I stood up.'

'They told me to be quiet, and I screamed.'

7

the funniest and sexiest man in Washington, and he’s a legend

'He’s a hodge, and he’s the funniest man I’ve ever met.'

'She said he was a hodge and he was the sexiest man in the state.'

'He’s a hodge, and everyone knows it.'