A hitler

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A Hitler is when you shove your finger up your ass and smear the crap on your upper lip while passed out on the kitchen floor like a dead rat

My cousin did a Hitler after eating 12 tacos and watching horror movies

My dog did a Hitler after I yelled at him for peeing on the carpet

I did a Hitler during my math test because the teacher was mean

A Hitler is a smelly person who hates people who are different and wants to punch them in the face

My uncle is a Hitler because he hates black people and thinks they’re all criminals

My teacher is a Hitler because she hates math and thinks we’re all lazy

My mom is a Hitler because she hates my brother and thinks he’s a failure

A Hitler is a fake legend who comes out of nowhere to save your argument from dying

I pulled out a Hitler when my friend said pizza was better than burgers

I used a Hitler to win a bet about who can eat more hot dogs

I threw a Hitler at my teacher when she said I was bad at math

A Hitler is a name you yell at someone you hate because you think they’re stupid

I called my brother a Hitler because he didn’t know how to play Fortnite

I yelled Hitler at my teacher because she gave me a bad grade

I called my dog a Hitler because he peed on the floor again

A Hitler is a super strong man who can kill people with his bare hands and still have time to eat a sandwich

My dad is a Hitler because he can bench press 200 pounds and still eat a whole pizza

My uncle is a Hitler because he can kill a chicken with one punch

My brother is a Hitler because he can fight three guys at once and still win

A Hitler is a man who thinks he’s the best and everyone else is a waste of space

My brother is a Hitler because he thinks he’s the best at everything

My dad is a Hitler because he thinks he’s the best dad ever

My teacher is a Hitler because she thinks she’s the best teacher in the world

A Hitler is a chill guy who knows everything and doesn’t care if you think he’s cool

My friend is a Hitler because he knows all the answers and doesn’t even try to be cool

My brother is a Hitler because he’s chill and smart

My uncle is a Hitler because he doesn’t care if we like him or not