a hit dog will holler

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A hit dog will holler when someone says something that feels like a personal attack and you're too lazy to think of a better comeback.

'You're just mad because I beat you at fortnite.' 'Oh, so you're saying I'm a weak, sad, crybaby loser? Cool, I'm good with that.'

'You look like a raccoon.' 'I look like a raccoon? So you're saying I'm ugly? I'm not even gonna argue with that.'

'You failed the test.' 'I failed the test? So you're saying I'm stupid? I'm not even going to fight you on that.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone throws shade at you and you're too full of pride to let it slide and you yell back like a madman.

'You didn't even show up to the party.' 'I didn't show up to the party? So you're saying I'm a no-show? I'm not even mad, I'm just proud.'

'You forgot my birthday.' 'You forgot my birthday? So you're saying I'm forgettable? I'm not even upset, I'm just majestic.'

'You're wearing socks with sandals.' 'You're wearing socks with sandals? So you're saying I'm fashionably challenged? I'm not even offended, I'm just fabulous.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You get defensive and start yelling because someone said something that felt like it was aimed directly at you.

'You're the worst friend ever.' 'The worst friend ever? So you're saying I'm a terrible friend? I'm not even going to argue with that.'

'You broke my phone.' 'You broke my phone? So you're saying I'm clumsy? I'm not even going to fight you on that.'

'You cheated on me.' 'You cheated on me? So you're saying I'm a cheater? I'm not even going to deny that.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You yell back at someone because they said something that felt like it was a direct insult to you.

'You're the worst.' 'The worst? So you're saying I'm a failure? I'm not even going to argue with that.'

'You're ugly.' 'Ugly? So you're saying I'm a monster? I'm not even going to fight you on that.'

'You're the worst at video games.' 'The worst at video games? So you're saying I'm a noob? I'm not even going to deny that.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You react like someone just took your last slice of pizza and you're not going to let them get away with it.

'You're the worst.' 'The worst? So you're saying I'm a total waste of space? I'm not even going to argue with that.'

'You broke my phone.' 'You broke my phone? So you're saying I'm clumsy? I'm not even going to fight you on that.'

'You cheated on me.' 'You cheated on me? So you're saying I'm a cheater? I'm not even going to deny that.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago