Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny penis so small it looks like it got lost on the way to the party.

My guy tried to flex, but his a histachii was smaller than my grandma's knitting needle.

He said he was a superhero, but his a histachii was more like a sidekick that couldn’t even hold a flashlight.

I saw his a histachii in the shower and it looked like it was hiding from the drain.

2

A penis so small it thinks it’s a shrimp.

He said he was going to beat me up, but his a histachii was too scared to come out.

His a histachii was so tiny, I thought it was a typo.

He tried to do a dance, but his a histachii was too shy to move.

3

A penis so small it’s like it never heard of the word 'big'.

He tried to be cool, but his a histachii was like a failed magic trick.

His a histachii was so small, I thought it was a prank.

He said he was going to win the contest, but his a histachii was too weak to compete.

4

A penis so small it needs a ladder just to stand up.

He tried to flex, but his a histachii was too short to do it right.

His a histachii was so tiny, it looked like it was on vacation.

He said he was strong, but his a histachii was more like a baby.

5

A penis so small it thinks it’s a pebble.

He tried to show off, but his a histachii was just sitting there like it didn’t care.

His a histachii was so small, I thought it was a typo.

He said he was going to be a legend, but his a histachii was just a footnote.

6

A penis so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

He tried to be brave, but his a histachii was too scared to show up.

His a histachii was so tiny, it looked like it was running away.

He said he was going to be famous, but his a histachii was just a background actor.