Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny wind storm that slaps you in the face with snow, sleet, or rain like your mom slaps you for eating too many cookies.

The bus driver got hit by a Hig and screamed like a girl.

I got caught in a Hig and my hair looked like a chicken窝.

My dad said the Hig was so strong it blew his dentures into the neighbor's yard.

2

A sex move that makes women go wild, like when you're on your knees and you're practically licking the floor to make her come.

My boyfriend tried the Hig and I came so hard I almost bit him.

She said the Hig was better than a massage from a thousand massage therapists.

He did the Hig so good I thought I was gonna die from pleasure.

3

When you're hitting and hugging someone you love to hate, like they're your ex and you're trying to get back at them.

She hit me and hugged me like I was her long lost lover.

He hugged me so hard I thought my ribs were gonna break.

I hit him and hugged him like we were best friends again.

4

A hug that feels like someone you barely know grabbed you and wouldn’t let go, like a creepy uncle at a family reunion.

That guy gave me a Hig and I wanted to punch him.

I got a Hig from my neighbor and it felt like he was trying to steal my soul.

My cousin gave me a Hig and I almost cried from how awkward it was.

5

When an Olly Murs fan can’t handle the fact that Joe McElderry is better and ends up crying in a toilet for hours.

She hugged the toilet because Joe was better than Olly.

He cried in the toilet like a baby because he didn’t like Joe.

That girl hugged the toilet so hard it probably felt the love.

6

A guy who’s gay but won’t admit it, like he’s hiding behind a curtain and pretending he’s not.

He’s a Hig and he’s too scared to come out of the closet.

That guy is a Hig and he still dates girls like it’s 2000.

She knows he’s a Hig and she still talks to him like he’s normal.

7

A hairy pig from the mountains, like it’s been living in the woods and has a beard.

That pig is a Hig and it looks like it just came out of the forest.

He said the Hig was so hairy it could start a fire.

That Hig is like a mountain man with a pig body.