A hero with a zero

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A hero with a zero is a guy who saves the world but still can't pay his rent
"I saved the universe, but I still got evicted. I'm a hero with a zero.", @SpaceDude2000
"He fought off aliens, but he still got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant. Zero.", @AlienSlayer
"He's a hero with a zero. He saved the day but still can't afford a decent pizza.", @PizzaLover99
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A hero with a zero is a guy who's too busy saving people to remember to save himself
"I saved the world, but I forgot to save my own wallet. I'm a hero with a zero.", @WorldSaver55
"He saved the school from a fire, but he still owes the principal $20. Zero.", @SchoolHero
"He saved the city, but he still got fired. That's a hero with a zero.", @CitySaver2024
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A hero with a zero is a guy who's rich in heroics but broke in real life
"I've fought off zombies, but I still can't afford a new pair of shoes. Hero with a zero.", @ZombieSlayer
"He's got a hero's resume but a broke bank account. Zero.", @HeroResume
"He's rich in heroics but poor in dollars. That's a hero with a zero.", @DollarPoorHero
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