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A hero is someone who tries too hard to be cool but ends up dying over something dumb like an iPod.
My hero died because he lost his iPod and shot himself.
He was so obsessed with his iPod, he forgot to breathe.
He was a hero because he died for his iPod.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who kills themselves for something tiny, or doesn't kill themselves for something tiny, or does something dumb that accidentally kills them.
He killed himself because his dog ate his lunch.
He didn't kill himself because he found his dog's lunch.
He killed himself by eating too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who gets called a hero even though they're not cool and just did their job.
The fireman was a hero because he put out a fire.
The soldier was a hero because he survived.
The cop was a hero because he caught a thief.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who opens a door for zombies even though they're the worst at the game.
He opened the door for zombies and got killed.
He had the worst score but still opened the door.
He was a hero because he died for zombies.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who tries too hard to save the world but it's not even worth it.
He tried to save the world but it was just a paper cut.
He fought a dragon for a sandwich.
He saved the world just to get a thank you.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who tries way too hard to make things right, even when things are clearly not worth fixing.
He fought a war over a parking spot.
He saved the world just to get a cookie.
He tried to fix everything and ended up with a headache.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hero is someone who dies for something stupid, and everyone says it was a good idea.
He died for his dog's lunch.
He killed himself because he lost his keys.
He was a hero because he died for a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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