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A man so powerful he can make the world blow chunks just by typing two letters on a phone.
He tweeted 'LO' and the whole world lost their minds.
He said 'LO' and I cried in my cereal.
He typed 'LO' and my dog started a boyband.
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The sexiest man to ever walk the Earth, and he’s still in his 20s.
He walked into a room and I lost my voice.
He smiled at me and I fainted.
He winked at me and I got a tattoo.
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A man who’s got more talents than a circus and he’s still barely out of his teens.
He sings, he dances, he models, and he still manages to be cool.
He’s a singer, a model, a star, and still my favorite person.
He’s got more jobs than I’ve got regrets.
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A man who’s got the heart of a saint and the mouth of a sailor.
He’s kind, woke, and he’s got a sense of humor that could make a monk laugh.
He speaks truths and he’s not afraid to swear.
He says the most ridiculous things and still manages to make me cry.
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A man with the face of an angel and the fashion sense of a madman.
He wears glitter like it’s a religion.
He dressed up like a fairy and still looked like a god.
He wore a dress and I lost my mind.
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A man who walks like a confused animal and talks like a wise old man.
He walks like he’s been hit by a truck and a duck.
He acts like he’s 100 years old but he’s only 23.
He’s a walking joke and I love him for it.
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A man who’s so hot he could melt the ice caps and he still has four nipples.
He’s a man, he’s a god, he’s a legend in the making.
He’s got the voice of an angel and the body of a superhero.
He’s a 25-year-old god who still thinks he’s just starting out.
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